scaredy catted
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scaredy catted adj. You are drunk and retreating from perfectly manageable movements as though they had whiskers. scaredy pantsed adj. You have drunk enough to require imaginary protective clothing before attempting the final steps.
scaredy-catted adj. Of a drinker: timid in motion, quick to startle and unwilling to negotiate the stairs alone. scarefested adj. Of a drinker who has made a frightening spectacle of ordinary walking. scarefired adj. Describing a drinker who raises an alarm whenever balance becomes briefly theoretical. scareheaded (/ˈskɛə(ɹ)hɛdd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every stumble becomes an alarming headline delivered aloud. scarelored adj. Drunk to a degree that every coat conceals a frightening story, and last orders sound ominous. Jea got scarelored and warned the taxi queue about a sinister man in a duffle coat. scaremongered adj. Drunk to the extent of spreading alarming rumours whenever another round is proposed. Bakr became scaremongered and claimed the final bus had been cancelled by unseen forces. scaremongerered adj. Drunk on the strength of rumours, and distributing them freely between the bar and the coats. Yakia got scaremongerered and announced that last orders had been moved to another county. scaremongeried adj. Drunk by the third round, and making the harmless journey home sound actively perilous. scaremongeringed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reporting each minor delay as an ominous development. scarered adj. Drunk by closing time, and capable of frightening the coats without assistance. scarewared adj. Still drunk, and displaying false warnings whenever anyone attempts to send you home. scarf and barfed adj. Having drunk more than you could digest, and reversing the evening's supper on the way home. scarf-skinned adj. A drinker so far gone that the outer layer is all that remains between you and the weather. Jvier became scarf-skinned and insisted the cold could be kept out with one loose sleeve.
scarfaced adj. You have drunk enough to regard every reflection in the cloakroom as a travel companion.