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scarfed (/skɑːfd/) adj. Too drunk to leave without first wrapping yourself, or someone else's coat, around your neck. Danieljohn got scarfed and attempted the journey home wearing the landlord's curtain. scarfered adj. You are drunk and grinding away at every practical obstacle between the pub and home. scarfied adj. Of a drinker: a student in spirit, still carrying the night's lessons into the journey home. scarfinged adj. Of a drinker who has acquired enough layers to furnish the entire cloakroom. scarfmakered adj. A drinker who produces neckwear from whatever is to hand, particularly after last orders. scarfpinned adj. Loosened by drink into a decorative fastening for opinions that would otherwise fall apart. Eashaan became scarfpinned and held his argument together with increasingly ornamental details. scarfskinned adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a thin outer covering for the evening's intentions. scarianted adj. The condition of a drinker who inspires widespread panic by announcing each uncertain detail of the journey home. Avyn scarianted the taxi queue by announcing three contradictory versions of the route home. scarided adj. The drunkenness of one who moves sideways through the crowd, brightly coloured and difficult to steer. scaried adj. Drunk to the point where the room appears barren, with only a thin coat of sense remaining. scariesed adj. Reduced by drink to the anxieties of a child after dark, especially when the taxi is late. scarificationed adj. Softened by drink into raking the pavement with your shoes while searching for the correct door. Sanav became scarificationed and cleared the leaves from the pavement outside a stranger's house. scarificatored adj. Sharpened by drink into making several small, unnecessary interventions before consenting to go home. scarifiered adj. Loosened by drink into clearing a path through coats, chairs and people towards the nearest exit. scarined adj. Too drunk to distinguish a fish from the subfamily Scarinae from an especially decorative supper. scarinessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire, in the opinion of bystanders, a measurable quality of being scary. Sohrab grew scarinessed and made the barmaid reconsider the curtains.