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scatophagided adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen floor is navigated in short, darting movements. scatophagied adj. Drunk to a degree that the contents of the compost bin acquire an unfortunate culinary interest. Natividad got scatophagied and asked whether the compost required seasoning. scatophiled adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the dog-eared bin area as a place of comfort. scatophiliacked adj. Drunk since last orders, and oddly invested in the contents of the bathroom bin. Jean-sebastien was scatophiliacked and reorganised the bathroom bin by apparent importance. scatophiliaed adj. Drunk on the strength of regarding the morning's least pleasant chore as a pleasant prospect. Latoi was scatophiliaed and volunteered to clean the bin at half past midnight. scatopsided adj. Drunk by the third round, and flitting repeatedly between the sofa and the kitchen. Heriberta became scatopsided, making quick visits to the fridge without taking anything. scatoscopied adj. Drunk by closing time, and consulting the bathroom bin before deciding whether to sleep. scatporned adj. Still drunk, and treating the bathroom bin as the evening's principal entertainment. scattalded adj. Too drunk to distinguish the kitchen floor from common ground, or to remember whose it is. scatted (/skætd/) adj. Drunk enough to treat every round as a tax, and every refusal as an appeal. scatter banded adj. Having drunk enough to scramble from sofa to kitchen in short, poorly coordinated crossings. scatter buffeted adj. Having drunk more than the household can reasonably serve, and treating separate surfaces as separate meals. Richon was scatter buffeted, taking a crisp from the table and cheese from the mantelpiece. scatter cushioned adj. Loosened by drink into a decorative and slightly redundant presence distributed across every available surface. Aliyonna was scatter cushioned across the sofa by ten, softly placed and entirely non-structural. scatter gunned adj. You are drunk and moving across the kitchen with the broad, indiscriminate purpose of a shotgun. Kaishawn was scatter gunned, collecting the wrong mug from every kitchen surface. scatter hoardinged adj. Of a drinker: storing small supplies of crisps, water and remotes in separate sofa caches. Ayrionna was scatter hoardinged, placing biscuits in corners she would soon forget. scatter plotted adj. Of a drinker who has distributed themselves and their belongings across the flat as observable points.