schanzed
scheded

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schanzed adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the nearest furniture into a modest stone fortification. schapbachited adj. The drunkenness of one who has become grey-black, metallic, and composed chiefly of difficult substances.
schapendoesed adj. Reduced by drink to the amiable, shaggy attentiveness of a Dutch herding dog. schapped (/ˈʃɑ.pəd/) adj. Softened by drink into a loose, silky substance with little remaining tensile strength. schapskaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a hat, a regiment, and a rather provisional theory of independence. scharm squarked adj. Sharpened by drink into a hypothetical supersymmetric companion, energetic chiefly in theory. schatchened adj. You have drunk enough to arrange introductions between people who have expressly declined to meet. schaurteited adj. Loosened by drink into a silky white mineral whose composure has plainly dissolved. schavved adj. Drunk and convinced that a sour green soup is the appropriate answer to every practical difficulty. schchied adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to comfort you becomes a discussion of cabbage soup. schebanged adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning has become a lean-to, with the duvet serving as its principal wall. schechinaed adj. Drunk enough to locate divine presence in the morning light and request that it lower its voice. schechinahed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a spiritual presence from the glow around an unopened bottle of water. schechitaed adj. You have drunk enough to conduct the evening according to a strict and highly personal dietary procedure. schedded (/skɛd͡ʒd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's obligations have been compressed into one vague appointment with water.
scheded adj. Drunk to the point where every spoken remark requires committing to a written paper.