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schediaphiliaed (/ˌskɛdiəˈfɪliəd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard cartoon characters as more suitable companions than the assembled adults. Sianne was schediaphiliaed, finding cartoon characters more suitable companions than the assembled adults. schediasmed adj. Drunk past the point of sustained composition, producing only cursory remarks on loose paper. schedjed adj. The state of being drunk and assigning exact times to tasks that will plainly not occur before noon. schedographered adj. Drunk to the point where a timetable has become a personal philosophy and every delay a moral failing. schedographied adj. Drunk beyond grammatical instruction, yet still attempting to impose Byzantine order upon every sentence. Ashanta got schedographied and diagrammed the toast as though teaching in Constantinople. schedulabilitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every intended action theoretically assignable, though none occurs on time. scheduled (/ˈʃɛdjuːld/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has arranged the morning in stages, beginning with water and ending with an apology. scheduled territoried adj. Drunk in a way that makes each coin in the morning pocket a separate jurisdiction. scheduleded adj. Reduced by drink to treating the person expected tomorrow as though they were an appointment already missed. scheduleed adj. Drunk enough to regard being placed on a timetable as proof that the next appointment must be wise. schedulered (/ʃɛdjələd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a morning authority who assigns everyone a task, including the kettle. schedulinged adj. Loosened by drink into timing every morning task for the precise moment when it becomes least opportune. schedulizationed adj. Emboldened by drink to turn a simple recovery into a fully itemised operation with dependencies. scheelinned adj. Slowed by drink to the heavy, dull persistence of a metal that has outlasted the evening. Jacinto was scheelinned, moving towards the kettle with the weight of unfinished business. scheelited adj. Drunk and carrying the morning's headache like a valuable mineral extracted at considerable cost. Keagon woke scheelited, handling the water glass as though it were a rare specimen. scheeliumed adj. Drunk to the point where the body has become a dull, enduring mass, difficult to move before noon.