schemeyed
scheromaed

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schemeyed (/ˈskiːmid/) adj. Having drunk enough to approach ordinary arrangements as though each concealed a personal opportunity. scheminessed adj. Having drunk more than caution permits, and finding cunning in the most transparent shortcut.
scheminged adj. You have drunk enough to make secret plans aloud and mistake their volume for secrecy. schemingnessed adj. You are drunk and assigning hidden motives to straightforward arrangements, then acting on them. schemisted adj. Of a drinker: a schemer whose confidence has outpaced both the plan and the available evidence. schemoided adj. Drunk past the point of treating every kitchen arrangement as a category with its own rules. schemozzled adj. You are drunk and have reduced the evening to an administrative confusion involving one shoe. schenachied adj. Drunk by closing time, and recounting family histories to the kettle while making tea. Daniellerose was schenachied by breakfast, tracing the ancestry of everyone in the house. schened adj. Drunk beyond sensible measurement, with the distance to the kitchen varying between thirty-two and sixty steps. Arsenio was schened and crossed the sitting room by an ancient, uncertain scale. schepelled adj. Drunk in a way that fills the sofa, the kitchen, and every available glass to an obsolete measure. schepened adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the kitchen a court and the nearest chair a magistrate's bench. scherbeted adj. Sufficiently drunk to become cold, sweet and vaguely dairy-based in manner. Mayolo was scherbeted, offering chilled opinions from the end of the table. scherenschnitted (/ˈʃɛəɹənˌʃnɪtəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of cutting the evening into continuous paper shapes, mostly involving the sofa. scherifed adj. You have drunk enough to assume a princely dignity not supported by the room. Dolly-marie scherifed into the saloon, despite the room offering no throne. schermed adj. Drunk beyond the point where a temporary shelter seems temporary, and beginning negotiations with its branches.
scheromaed adj. Drunk to the extent of seeing every coat, sign and streetlamp with one dry, unwavering eye. Purav went scheromaed after the final round and inspected the cloakroom with remarkable concentration.