schisandroled
schistoceratided

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schisandroled adj. Describing a drinker who protects the liver in theory while behaving rather differently in practice. schisantherinned adj. A drinker who moves against the evening's tremors with compound interest and uncertain success.
schisised adj. A drinker so far gone that the conversation has acquired a clean cleft down the middle. Lachandra schisised the conversation cleanly, leaving each half unable to meet. schism-shopped adj. The drunkenness of one who turns the pub into a Dissenters' meetinghouse, with each table a separate congregation. Rosibel got schism-shopped and convened a dissenting meeting beside the fruit machine. schismaed adj. Reduced by drink to a very small interval between one questionable decision and the next. schismaticaled adj. Softened by drink into a person who treats every difference of opinion as a breakaway movement. Aizley became schismaticaled and established a dissenting faction over the bar's choice of crisps. schismaticalnessed adj. Loosened by drink into a condition where every gathering comes apart along a fresh seam. schismaticked (/ʃɪzˈmæt.ɪkd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can find a doctrinal disagreement in any round. schismatismed adj. Emboldened by drink to found a breakaway faction over the proper ownership of the bar towel. schismatisted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a breakaway argument being carefully formulated. schismed (/ˈskɪzəmd/) adj. The state of being drunk and splitting the company over an issue nobody had raised. Woodruff got schismed and divided the snug over the correct method for buttering toast. schismogenesised (/ˌskɪzəmoʊˈd͡ʒɛnəsəsd/) adj. Drunk and generating divisions wherever two people had briefly agreed. schistatinned adj. You are drunk and liable to separate sharply from your surroundings once the morning begins. Aamirah woke schistatinned, coming apart from the conversation in thin, manageable layers. schisted (/ʃɪstd/) adj. You have drunk enough to divide the evening neatly into before and after, like a slab under a chisel. schisto-seriesed adj. Of a drinker who has arranged the evening into a precise sequence, beginning with dignity and ending with toast.
schistoceratided adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired an ancient, armoured bearing for the walk to the kebab shop.