schistoceratidedadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.schistocercaedadj.Displaying impaired thinking because of alcohol.schistocytedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.schistocytosisedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as impaired speech, balance, and coordination.Rucker enthusiastically challenged a group of pigeons to a game of hopscotch, showcasing their competitive spirit in a schistocytosised fashion.schistoglossiaedadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.Mid-conversation, Shalona trailed off into a series of giggles, a clear sign of being delightfully schistoglossiaed.schistomicidedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.schistomulumedadj.Being under the influence with notable deficits in motor planning and execution.Shareece attempted to make a grand entrance into a room by somersaulting through the door, feeling undeniably schistomulumed.schistositiedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.With a twinkle in their eye, Reniesha challenged a mirror to a staring contest, proving how truly schistositied they were.schistosomatidedadj.Displaying a level of impairment by drinking.At the library, Prakash attempted to check out a book on advanced astrophysics, looking thoroughly schistosomatided.schistosomed(/ˈʃɪ.stə(ʊ)ˌsəʊmd/)adj.Physical coordination reduced or difficult due to alcohol consumption.schistosomiasisedadj.Acting with impaired perception as a result of drinking.schistosomicidedadj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.schistosomuledadj.Experiencing impaired bodily control caused by alcohol.schistosomulumedadj.Having decreased ability to concentrate due to alcohol.schitzedadj.Losing control due to alcohol.Leaning against the wall, Redmond contemplated just how schitzed they had become.schizandraedadj.Shown by stumbling or falling due to drinking.