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schistocercaed adj. A drinker who has become large, restless and unexpectedly airborne whenever anyone opens a door. Luzero got schistocercaed and spent ten minutes ricocheting between the garden and the kitchen. schistocyted adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has broken him into sharp, unhelpful fragments. schistocytosised adj. The state of being drunk and circulating in numerous small, sharp-edged pieces. Akai was schistocytosised, appearing briefly beside each table before breaking away again. schistoglossiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has divided every sentence before it reaches the room. schistomicided adj. The drunkenness of one who has eliminated every obstacle to another round, including common sense. Isalena got schistomicided and treated the empty bottle as an enemy already defeated. schistomulumed adj. Reduced by drink to an immature stage, migrating slowly towards the kitchen and its remaining biscuits. schistositied adj. Softened by drink into a series of convenient planes, each leading towards the nearest chair. Myrlene got schistositied and folded herself gradually into the armchair. schistosomatided adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow, purposeful creature intent on locating the last sausage roll. Lilamae became schistosomatided and pursued the final sausage roll with scientific concentration. schistosomed (/ˈʃɪ.stə(ʊ)ˌsəʊmd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a small, wandering guest who requires two hosts to complete the journey home. schistosomiasised adj. Emboldened by drink to enter every circulation in the room and remain there. schistosomicided adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a person can explain a remedy without finding the bottle. schistosomuled adj. Drunk and migrating with solemn purpose, though only as far as the nearest soft furnishing. Rotisha got schistosomuled and began a determined migration from the pub towards the hallway bench. schistosomulumed adj. Drunk to the point where you have penetrated the party but are still looking for the kitchen. schitzed adj. Drunk enough to become the household's unofficial mad person, chiefly over the location of the keys. schizandraed adj. Drunk in a way that sends you climbing through the evening, eventually finding only the garden wall. Alejandra got schizandraed and pursued the garden's highest point before remembering the gate. schizandrinned adj. Of a drinker who has separated from ordinary judgement while retaining a remarkably woody resilience. Tamell got schizandrinned and split from common sense before the second visit to the bar.