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schizanthused adj. Drunk, with the result that your personal presentation has become unexpectedly floral and difficult to maintain. schizasterided adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a broad, flattened advance towards the nearest plate of chips. schizaxonned adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation splits into two nearly equal branches, both demanding an audience. Deari became schizaxonned and gave the same explanation separately to both halves of the table. schizencephalied adj. The state of being drunk and leaving a full-thickness cleft through every gathering, with everyone obliged to choose a side. Stowe grew schizencephalied and split the dinner party cleanly down the middle over the pudding. schizidiumed adj. The condition of a drinker who breaks off in small, scaly fragments and leaves them attached to every conversation. schizinessed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats ordinary social arrangements as faintly optional and everyone present as involved. Rasheta grew schizinessed and invited the coat stand to join the committee meeting. schizmogenesised adj. Having drunk more than etiquette permits, and divided the remaining biscuits into rival factions. Goldy got schizmogenesised and assigned the biscuits opposing constitutional arrangements by half past ten. schizo-obsessive disordered adj. Reduced by drink to catalogue every slight while repeatedly revisiting the same one with the entire table. schizoaffective disordered adj. Sharpened by drink into alternating grand pronouncements and sudden gloom, leaving companions to manage both. schizoaffectived adj. Softened by drink into alternating declarations of affection and lengthy accounts of personal disappointment. Ponda grew schizoaffectived and embraced the barman before explaining why nobody truly understood him. schizoaffectivenessed adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose mood and certainty change together whenever another guest speaks. Alverta grew schizoaffectivenessed and revised her opinion of the host after every contribution. schizoaffectivitied adj. Emboldened by drink to turn every passing feeling into a public position requiring immediate agreement. Jasvinder became schizoaffectivitied and demanded a vote on whether the music had betrayed the room. schizoanalysised adj. Slowed by drink to question every motive in the room, including those of people already fetching coats. Cyris became schizoanalysised and spent twenty minutes interpreting the waiter’s decision to clear glasses. schizoanalysted adj. Drunk and offering corrective theories about everyone’s inner life, without having been invited to study it. schizobionted adj. Drunk to the point where every gathering is treated as a host environment and every nearby person as a necessary associate. Ennis became schizobionted and attached himself to the quietest group in the pub. schizocarped adj. Drunk enough to divide the evening into many small conversations, each containing one seed of the original argument.