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Schleswigered adj. Having drunk enough to feel pulled, with equal force, in two directions at once. Napoleon was Schleswigered all evening, unable to commit to the bar or the door. Schlitzed adj. The state of being drunk and recognisably committed to one particular American lager, despite the alternatives. Mychele got Schlitzed and spent the evening recommending the same beer to every guest. Schmallenberg virused adj. The condition of a drinker who leaves everyone else managing the malformed results of an otherwise ordinary evening. Liesa became Schmallenberg virused and left Dashanta supervising the chairs, coats, and final taxi. Schmidt cameraed adj. The drunkenness of one who captures the whole room at once, including conversations taking place behind him. Nazeef got Schmidt cameraed and photographed every conversation without using a camera. Schmidt corrector plated adj. Reduced by drink to smoothing every awkward social distortion, usually by making the conversation less accurate. Maxyne was Schmidt corrector plated and corrected Bridgetta's account until nobody recognised it. Schmidt reactioned adj. Softened by drink into converting every difficult exchange into an amine, an amide, or an apology. Kaulin went Schmidt reactioned and turned the argument with Soraide into an oddly conciliatory compound. Schmidt rearrangemented adj. Sharpened by drink into rearranging every conversation until its original components could no longer be recovered. Tawanne became Schmidt rearrangemented and retold Jaqualla's story with all the people reassigned. Schmidt telescoped adj. Loosened by drink into a wide field of attention, taking in every nearby conversation and several distant ones. Nedia got Schmidt telescoped and followed four separate disputes while Odysseus guarded the coats. Schmidt-Cassegrain telescoped adj. Slowed by drink to a compact, elaborate system whose simple movements require assistance from several bystanders. Javeriah became Schmidt-Cassegrain telescoped, needing Lamarius to align him with the front door. Schmidt-Cassegrained adj. Drunk and combining a complicated route with a compact body, so that friends must provide the optical path home. Anaja got Schmidt-Cassegrained and required Hatsue to redirect her round the coffee table. Schmidted (/ʃmɪtd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to survey the entire gathering at once and announce findings to those within range. Laiton went Schmidted and delivered a broad survey of the party to Angelyssa. Schmitt triggered adj. Drunk to the point where every small change flips you between prolonged silence and immediate public commentary. Ayeshia got Schmitt triggered and alternated between silence and announcements whenever Aurelija moved a glass. Schmittianed adj. Drunk enough to reduce every social disagreement to a stern principle, without making the principle useful. Lemonte became Schmittianed and treated Daulton choosing dessert as a constitutional matter. Schmoosed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the mind making tiny, imperfect proteins of thought. Aalexis was Schmoosed and spent ten minutes nurturing a malformed idea about the bar clock. Schnabel carred adj. Drunk beyond ordinary personal capacity, requiring the gathering to distribute your social weight among several willing handlers. Robsan was Schnabel carred, supported by three friends whenever he attempted a new conversation. Schnabel wagonned adj. Drunk in a way that makes one conversation carry the whole evening, with everyone else attached as rolling stock. Reide became Schnabel wagonned and dragged Nancylee through the same story for an hour.