schizocarpedadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.Cobb proclaimed themselves the champion of the limbo competition, despite being the only participant and obviously schizocarped.schizocartographiedadj.Being in a state of altered consciousness due to alcohol’s depressant effects.Amidst the chaos of the party, Alexandrine was surprisingly eloquent, even in their schizocartographied state.schizoceledadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as flushed skin and unsteady gait.schizocephaliedadj.Unsteady on one's feet due to the effect of alcohol.Shemuel embarked on a quest to find the legendary lost sock, believing it to be the key to world peace, all while being unabashedly schizocephalied.schizochromismedadj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.schizocoeledadj.Displaying reduced ability to judge distances after drinking.schizocoeliedadj.Showing reduced inhibitions and impaired judgment due to alcohol.Shayaan embarked on a mission to create the world's longest paper airplane, fueled by their schizocoelied creativity.schizocoelledadj.Under alcohol's influence to a marked degree; staggering.schizocoelomatedadj.Displaying impaired cognition and coordination after drinking.schizocoraledadj.Showing diminished sensory perception related to alcohol's depressant effects.Jonika tried to teach a group of ducks the cha-cha, completely unaware of their schizocoraled behavior.schizocytedadj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.schizocytosisedadj.Exhibiting emotional instability due to the effects of alcohol.schizodactylidedadj.Affected in reaction time by alcohol consumption.schizodactyliedadj.Exhibiting a reduced capacity to regulate emotions due to alcohol.A group of ducks quacked in confusion as Ribhi recited Shakespearean sonnets to them, sounding magnificently schizodactylied.schizodemedadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.schizodepressionedadj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.Saphia decided they were a secret agent and attempted a top-secret mission to retrieve the last slice of pizza, operating at peak schizodepressioned levels.