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schizophrenigenesised adj. You have drunk enough to generate new and persistent abnormalities in balance and conversation. Quanetra became schizophrenigenesised after midnight, with each sentence branching unexpectedly. schizophrenogenesised adj. You are drunk and developing fresh reasons to distrust both your footing and your sentence.
schizophrenomimeticked adj. Of a drinker: moving and speaking as though the evening had supplied a laboratory imitation of confusion. Lori became schizophrenomimeticked and offered the bar stool a detailed account of gravity. schizophyllanned adj. Of a drinker who has divided every task into smaller tasks and failed at each division. schizophyted (/ˈskɪtsəʊˌfaɪtd/) adj. Describing a drinker who reproduces the same movement by splitting each attempt in two. schizoplasmodiided adj. A drinker who has spread across the room in a soft, shapeless search for support. schizopoded adj. A drinker so far gone that each leg appears to be pursuing a separate route home. Kizer was schizopoded, with one foot approaching the stairs and the other reconsidering. schizopodided adj. The state of being drunk and falsely convinced that a precarious step is a polished performance. schizopoliticsed adj. The condition of a drinker who spends considerable effort undermining the established order of the room. Baelor was schizopoliticsed and rearranged the queue into a system no one could enter. schizoporellided adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided their attention among every small obstruction in the room. schizoposted adj. Reduced by drink to issuing sincere messages whose syntax suggests the keyboard has shifted sideways. Sheiva became schizoposted and sent the group chat a careful account of the wrong staircase. schizopostered adj. Drunk by the third round, and turning every coat-check ticket into a private broadcast. schizosexualed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the division between attraction and conversation as largely theoretical. schizostelied adj. Still drunk, and breaking into several separate strands whenever the group reaches the station. schizotaxiaed adj. Too drunk to follow one route home without repeatedly discovering parallel ones.
schizotexted adj. Sufficiently drunk to send messages that divide the evening from the world outside.
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