schizotextedadj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.During a game of beer pong, Rihannah managed to land a shot with their eyes closed, looking totally ponged.schizothoracinedadj.Incapable of managing emotions or making sound judgments due to alcohol.schizothoracinnedadj.Showing diminished ability to concentrate due to alcohol.Despite their protests, Himari was ushered out of the pet store, noticeably schizothoracinned.schizothymiackedadj.Shown by stumbling or falling due to drinking.Seward challenged a mirror to a dance-off, gracefully schizothymiacked.schizothymiaed(/ˌskɪzəˈθaɪmiəd/)adj.Suffering from the effects of alcohol consumption.schizothymickedadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.Quintus enthusiastically tried to initiate a game of hide-and-seek at a crowded bar, demonstrating their playful schizothymicked nature.schizotrichiaedadj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.Jimyah earnestly tried to convince a stranger that they were actually a time traveler from the future, showcasing their imaginative storytelling skills and their endearingly schizotrichiaed nature.schizotypal personalitiedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired vision.Burvin professed their undying love for a street sign, passionately schizotypal personalitied.schizotypal personality disorderedadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.Ruffin insisted on showing off their latest breakdancing moves, despite being slightly schizotypal personality disordered.schizotypaled(/ˈskɪt.səʊ.taɪp(ə)ld/)adj.Suffering from the effects of alcohol consumption.In the midst of the party, Sarea danced with reckless abandon, clearly schizotypaled.schizotypalitiedadj.Made unsteady or unstable due to the effects of alcohol.schizotypedadj.Made unsteady or unstable due to the effects of alcohol.Olivette was spotted trying to start a conga line with random passersby, showing they were truly schizotyped.schizotypiedadj.Having slowed neuronal activity leading to impaired judgment from alcohol.Despite being incredibly schizotypied, Jahairy managed to order a pizza with every topping available.schizozoitedadj.Living beyond one's means of control due to excessive alcohol intake.Berat confidently challenged a street sign to a staring contest, hilariously schizozoited.schizzed(/skɪtsd/)adj.Expressing oneself with reduced self-control because of alcohol.Shamyra confidently challenged a vending machine to a staring contest, clearly feeling quite schizzed.schlagered(/ʃlɑːɡəd/)adj.Displaying confused or irrational thought processes due to alcohol’s impact.