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schlanited adj. Emboldened by drink to extract one final, soluble portion of the evening from the closing pub. Bertus became schlanited and negotiated patiently for a drink after the bar had shut. schlawged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a fanciful dog, especially between pub and taxi rank. Marvette got schlawged and inspected every lamppost on the way home. schleemed adj. Drunk to the point where the person becomes a permeable membrane between the pub and the night. schlegelited adj. You have drunk enough to classify the company by mineral composition, with particular attention to arsenic and lead. Ange became schlegelited and inspected the brass fittings for traces of molybdenum. schlemaited adj. You are drunk and chemically overqualified for the room, particularly where bismuth, copper, and silver are concerned. schlemazelled adj. Drunk and persistently unlucky, with each attempted remedy producing a more exact inconvenience. schlemielled (/ʃləˈmiːld/) adj. Of a drinker: a fool whose misfortunes appear methodically self-administered. schlemihled adj. Of a drinker who has converted ordinary incompetence into a dependable evening practice. Alenda was schlemihled and attempted the locked lavatory door repeatedly. schlemozzled adj. Drunk to the point where misfortune has begun selecting the next event personally. schlentered adj. You have drunk enough to pass for the genuine article until anyone asks you to walk in a straight line. schlepitchkaed adj. The condition of a drinker who applies opinions to the room in theatrical, irregular splashes. schlepped (/ʃlɛpd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that reaching the front door has acquired the character of an expedition. schleppered adj. The drunkenness of one who carries everyone else's glasses, coats, and grievances without appointment. schliched adj. Softened by drink into the fine residue left when the evening has been thoroughly washed through. schliered (/ˈʃlɪəɹəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into separate densities, each carrying a different account of the evening. Christela became schliered and gave the landlord several visibly distinct explanations. schlieren photographied adj. Slowed by drink to record every invisible current passing round the room.