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schlierensed (/ˈʃlɪəɹənzd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to separate the room into perceptible layers of confidence and nonsense. Victorhugo grew schlierensed and mapped the gathering by conversational density. schlimazelled (/ʃləˈmɑːzəld/) adj. Drunk enough to encounter the least favourable consequence of every available choice. Sinthia became schlimazelled and selected the sole broken umbrella. schlimazled adj. Drunk past the point of expecting luck to intervene, and proved correct within minutes. schlobbed adj. Drunk on the strength of which the morning finds a person clumsy, unkempt, and socially misplaced. schlockbustered adj. Drunk in a way that turns an inferior spectacle into an obvious masterpiece and demands a sequel. Amareah got schlockbustered and called the broken karaoke machine a landmark production. schlocked (/ʃlɒkd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that inferior goods acquire an unjustified air of distinction. Manvil became schlocked and praised the plastic trophy as an objet d'art. schlockered adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a low-grade spectacle from otherwise routine social intercourse. Hara became schlockered and turned the birthday toast into an implausible melodrama. schlockeyed adj. The condition of a drinker who wakes seeing the bedroom as a divided playing surface, with every thought blocked at the slot. Theonita was schlockeyed, defending the bathroom doorway from an imaginary puck. schlockfested adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes to find the headache cheap, sensational, and poorly made. schlockinessed adj. Softened by drink into a state where the morning's cheapness seems almost deliberate. schlockmeistered adj. Loosened by drink into directing the aftermath with confidence and very little taste. Deisree woke schlockmeistered and cast the kitchen bin as the morning's principal witness. schlockstered adj. Slowed by drink to producing only cheap, clumsy explanations for the morning's evidence. schlockumentaried adj. Drunk to the point where the morning is reported sensationally, inaccurately, and with supporting evidence. schlockwared adj. Drunk past the point of reliable mental software, with every morning function operating cheaply and badly. Grimm was schlockwared, repeatedly opening the fridge to locate his phone. schloenbachiided adj. Drunk beyond ordinary recovery, curled into a hard, segmented survival form until conditions improve. schlonged (/ʃlɒŋd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning elongated, awkward, and difficult to carry discreetly.