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schloomped adj. Too drunk to move smartly, having become a dull, slovenly presence among the breakfast things. Glendale was schloomped, staring at the kettle as though it had assigned homework. schlooped (/ˈʃluːpd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a wet, sucking sound whenever the person attempts to leave bed. Phong was schlooped, extracting each foot from the carpet with audible reluctance. schlossmacherited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming mineralogical, heavy, faceted, and chemically unhelpful by morning. Maudeline was schlossmacherited, sitting rigidly beside the sink until the headache passed. schlubbed (/ʃlʌbd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and now moving through breakfast with the grace of abandoned laundry. schlubbinessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced the following morning to rumpled clothing and avoidable awkwardness. schlumbergeraed adj. Still drunk, and retaining water, patience, and little else until the light improves. schlumped (/ʃlʌmpd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to be lazy, untidy, and visually unprepared for the morning after. schlumpinessed adj. Slowed by drink to neglect every fastening, surface, and appointment in equal measure. Henrik became schlumpinessed and called an untucked shirt a deliberate relaxation of standards. schlupped adj. Drunk and producing a wet slurping noise whenever confidence prompts another sip. Jeshurun sat schlupped, making the crisps sound like a difficult liquid. schlurped adj. Drunk to the point where every drink is announced by an audible intake. schmaltzed (/ʃmɒltsd/) adj. Drunk enough to treat liquid poultry fat as a suitable basis for dinner and policy. schmaltzfested adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an already sentimental occasion into a glossy public ceremony. schmaltzinessed adj. Drunk to the extent of making every ordinary exchange ceremonious, tearful, and faintly greasy. Nupur got schmaltzinessed and thanked the taxi for its years of service. schmalzed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a greasy coating from a sound culinary decision. schmated adj. A drinker so far gone that every item of clothing appears equally suitable for a different body. schmatted adj. The state of being drunk and materially unkempt, with balance following suit.