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schmoed (/ʃməʊd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the sofa's most uncomfortable corner as a chosen place of residence. Hixie schmoed into the sofa’s worst corner and treated it as permanent accommodation. schmoo torted adj. Having drunk enough to require dessert in layers, preferably assembled directly on the sofa. Breezie became schmoo torted and built a cream-and-caramel pudding beside the remote. schmooed adj. You are drunk and smooth, round, and unexpectedly difficult to steer towards the exit. schmooped adj. Having drunk more than the evening warranted, and sending the sofa an affectionate message. Jayjuan got schmooped and texted the sofa to say how supportive it had been. schmoopinessed adj. You have drunk enough to describe the washing-up as a tender domestic misunderstanding. Yina became schmoopinessed and thanked Clauda for rinsing a single teaspoon. schmoosed adj. Drunk to the extent of generating microscopic, poorly formed explanations for ordinary pub events. schmooseoisied adj. You are drunk and talking continuously, even though the only listener is the fridge. schmoozathonned adj. Of a drinker: conducting a prolonged social event between the sofa, the kettle and one glass. schmooze-athonned adj. Describing a drinker who has prolonged every household conversation until the water goes warm. Manit became schmooze-athonned and kept Robertina at the kitchen doorway for forty minutes. schmoozeathonned adj. A drinker who has made a full evening of introductions, including one to the armchair. Warnell got schmoozeathonned and introduced Amajae to the armchair by its proper name. schmoozed (/ʃmuːzd/) adj. Of a drinker who has turned fetching a glass of water into an opportunity for networking. schmoozefested adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen becomes a conference, with the leftovers as attendees. Diksha became schmoozefested and gave the leftovers a brief account of charitable funding. schmoozered adj. The state of being drunk and making social connections with people who have gone to bed. schmoozinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has made conversation with every appliance before sitting down. schmozzled adj. Of a drinker: an orderly gathering has become a small constitutional crisis about the coat rack. schmuck insuranced adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, yet retaining a stake in tomorrow’s appreciation of the evening.