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schmucked (/ʃmʊkd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving like the pub’s least useful customer. Hunter-rose was schmucked by closing time, behaving as the pub’s least useful customer. schmuckinessed adj. You have drunk enough to make stupidity, ineptitude and unnecessary confidence a single pub condition. Tammeria was thoroughly schmuckinessed and tried to pay for crisps with a loyalty card. schmuckoed adj. Of a drinker: pitifully drunk, and losing a small contest with every object nearby. Jathushan was plainly schmuckoed, defeated by the pull on the lavatory door. schmuttered (/ˈʃmʌtəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become entangled in clothing, with the evening’s dignity showing through only occasionally. schmutzed (/ʃmʊtsd/) adj. A drinker who has acquired the sticky, unpresentable finish of a late pub supper. schnappered (/ˈʃnæpəd/) adj. The state of being drunk and darting about the bar with the bright, sudden attention of a fish. Kemiah became schnappered and pursued a dropped peanut beneath the high table. schnappsed (/ʃnɑpsd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has taken spirits neat and now treats every conversation as a digestif. schnapsed adj. The drunkenness of one who has taken a neat measure and acquired a botanical explanation for everything. Nicola was schnapsed and identified juniper in a glass that contained only lemonade. schnauzered (/ˈʃnaʊzɚd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a wiry, whiskered certainty that every passing remark requires a barked reply. schnecked adj. Loosened by drink into a slow spiral from the bar to the nearest available seat. schneebergited adj. Emboldened by drink to present a complicated, mineral certainty on matters best left unanalysed. schneided adj. Slowed by drink to a losing streak so prolonged that even the next round feels theoretical. schnickelfritzed adj. Of a drinker who has become mischievous, small in judgement, and difficult to get down the stairs. Jvaughn went schnickelfritzed and hid Dadrian's shoes before attempting the staircase backwards. schnicklefritzed adj. Describing a drinker who behaves like a mischievous child with access to the banister. Riata became schnicklefritzed and slid down the handrail while Leobardo sought the landlord. schnittied adj. Drunk and moving with the heavy, crumb-conscious determination of someone pursuing a fried cutlet. Dionisia got schnittied and asked whether the kitchen could batter a boiled egg. schnitzelled (/ˈʃnɪt.s(ə)ld/) adj. Drunk to the point where every plan is flattened, fried and served with misplaced confidence.