schmuck insurancedadj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.Plopping down on a beanbag chair, Shirita let out a contented sigh, feeling blissfully schmuck insuranced.schmucked(/ʃmʊkd/)adj.Exhibiting a lessened ability to make decisions due to alcohol.Larnelle tried to engage in a philosophical discussion with a vending machine, comically schmucked.schmuckinessedadj.Exhibiting a temporary inability to function normally from alcohol.schmuckoedadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.Daeon decided to rearrange the furniture in a stranger's house, boldly schmuckoed.schmuttered(/ˈʃmʌtəd/)adj.Physical coordination reduced or difficult due to alcohol consumption.schmutzed(/ʃmʊtsd/)adj.Subject to alcohol; showing signs of intoxication.The cat meowed in protest as Delilah-lily attempted to walk it on a leash, clearly schmutzed and misunderstood.schnappered(/ˈʃnæpəd/)adj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.schnappsed(/ʃnɑpsd/)adj.Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.schnapsedadj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.Ritamae embarked on a quest to find the elusive "perfect pizza slice," emboldened by a sense of schnapsed adventure.schnauzered(/ˈʃnaʊzɚd/)adj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired vision.schneckedadj.Rendering one's speech or actions incoherent due to alcohol.Micheaux tried to order a pizza from a flower pot, showcasing classic signs of being hilariously schnecked.schneebergitedadj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.Yvone confidently tried to start a conga line at a funeral, embodying their lively schneebergited.schneidedadj.Displaying a noticeable effect of alcohol consumption.schnickelfritzedadj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.Emily-grace started a solo mosh pit in the living room, energetically schnickelfritzed.schnicklefritzedadj.Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.schnittiedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired in thought and action.