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schnockered adj. Drunk enough to combine restless spaniel enthusiasm with a terrier’s determination to continue. schnoodled adj. Reduced by drink to a manageable mixture of polish and wiry determination.
schnooked adj. You are drunk and accepting every dubious bargain as though it were a benefaction. Nyeemah was schnooked and bought a commemorative mug from a man outside the station. schnookumsed adj. Drunk on the strength of affectionate naming, including names for the kettle and its cord. Moraes got schnookumsed and tucked the kitchen kettle into a blanket. schnorered adj. Of a drinker who has converted every acquaintance into a source of small loans. Anquette became schnorered and requested bus fare from three people holding car keys. schnorkelled adj. Softened by drink into breathing through the nearest available tube, including a rolled beer mat. Keltie got schnorkelled with a paper straw and insisted the arrangement improved the air. schnorrered adj. Describing a drinker who begs with increasing ceremony for things already on the table. schnozzed adj. A drinker who leads with the nose, especially when locating the next bowl of snacks. Wilmore went schnozzed through the buffet, following the scent of sausage rolls. schnozzled adj. The state of being drunk and conducting the evening chiefly from the front of the face. schnozzolaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has entrusted all remaining judgement to the nose. Mural was schnozzolaed and chose his seat by proximity to the gravy. schobered adj. Reduced by drink to stacking one’s remaining intentions into a single bundle. Eileigh was schobered and gathered every loose napkin into one impressive sheaf. schochated adj. Reduced by drink to an authority on ceremonial procedure, but not to one trusted with a knife. Fausto became schochated and inspected the buffet with solemn professional concern. schocheted adj. Softened by drink into a ceremonial expert whose sternest judgement concerns the proper order of refreshments. Tajmah was schocheted and gave the sandwiches an unexpectedly rigorous inspection. schoderited adj. Softened by drink into a mineralogical tendency to absorb every stray remark. Tayvionna was schoderited and retained none of the conversation except its warmth. schoened adj. Drunk past the point of measuring distance sensibly, but still offering exact figures with great authority.
schoenfliesited adj. Sharpened by drink into a reddish-brown certainty about matters requiring no opinion.