schoenfliesitedadj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.Fran enthusiastically shared their top-secret conspiracy theories with a bemused pigeon, showcasing their schoenfliesited charm.schoenitedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.In the midst of chaos, Shatice was spotted perched on a windowsill, looking perfectly content and utterly schoenited.schoenusedadj.Unable to walk or talk clearly because of drinking.schoepitedadj.Experiencing impaired memory function and temporary amnesia induced by alcohol.At a crowded party, the host rolled their eyes at the schoepited Mikiah who had commandeered the karaoke machine with a dramatic rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody."schofelledadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.schoinionedadj.Exhibiting behaviors that are usually restrained but released due to alcohol.Attempting to hail a taxi, Ralee accidentally complimented a parked car on its excellent parking skills, feeling slightly embarrassed and thoroughly schoinioned.scholaedadj.Displaying slowed reflexes and mental fog from alcohol.scholaptitudedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacitation.scholar and gentlemannedadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.scholar's gownedadj.Experiencing slowed neural transmission leading to diminished mental and physical agility from alcohol.Shaianne embarked on a quest to find the Holy Grail in the bottom of a pint glass, channeling their inner adventurer while being comically scholar's gowned.scholar's matedadj.In a state where one's thoughts or actions are disordered due to alcohol.scholar's rockedadj.A state in which a person's behavior or actions seem irrational due to alcohol.Aurik performed a dramatic monologue to a slice of pizza, theatrically scholar's rocked.scholarchatedadj.Acting unpredictably due to intoxication.Caught in a moment of clarity, Zabelle confessed to being dangerously scholarchated and promptly burst into a dramatic rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody."scholarchedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.Patrisia tried to convince a passing pigeon to join their book club, passionately discussing the latest bestseller while being unmistakably scholarched.scholardomedadj.Having auditory or visual perception distorted by alcohol.Exiting a taxi with a sombrero askew, Saveion declared themselves the mayor of Funky Town, officially scholardomed.scholared(/ˈskɒləd/)adj.Displaying loss of clear thought and control caused by alcohol.