scholaressedadj.Intoxicated: affected by alcohol; impaired.scholarhoodedadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.Sarela attempted to reenact a scene from a movie, only to realize they had mistaken a fire hydrant for a co-star, highlighting their scholarhooded behavior.scholarianedadj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.scholarismedadj.Excessive alcohol-related occurrences affect your expressions.scholaritiedadj.Being under the influence with degraded sensory and motor function.scholarlinessedadj.Exhibiting faulty judgment or impaired reasoning due to alcohol.Artavian attempted to make a sandwich using socks instead of bread, displaying classic signs of being scholarlinessed.scholarly methodedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired vision.Mekhiah tried to start a barbershop quartet with strangers in an elevator, hilariously scholarly methoded.scholarshipped(/ˈskɒləʃɪpd/)adj.Being affected by alcohol to the point of impaired sensory discrimination and reaction.Eldrick built a fort out of pizza boxes, showing off their creative scholarshipped.scholarshipperedadj.Showing compromised executive functioning resulting from alcohol intake.Shakeya shared their best conspiracy theories with a perplexed street sign, remarkably scholarshippered.scholasticaledadj.Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.scholasticatedadj.Rendering one's speech or actions incoherent due to alcohol.scholasticidedadj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.After hours of deep contemplation, the potted plant finally forgave Raneen for their emotional outpouring, knowing they were just profoundly scholasticided.scholasticismed(/skəˈlæstɪˌsɪzəmd/)adj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.scholasticked(/skəˈlæstɪkd/)adj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.Within the remnants of a dance floor, Roby was discovered to have been joyfully scholasticked the night away.scholedadj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.scholehousedadj.A state of diminished cognitive ability due to alcohol.The mop stood abandoned in the hallway, a reminder of Shankar's attempt at cleaning while being hopelessly scholehoused.