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scholarhooded adj. Loosened by drink into claiming membership of every learned circle represented in the room. scholarianed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the assembled company as a guard unit awaiting orders. scholarismed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a long explanation, with every listener retained against their will. scholaritied adj. Drunk and treating a casual remark as an opportunity for a complete lecture. scholarlinessed adj. Drunk to the point where every companion is assessed for seriousness before being spoken to. scholarly methoded adj. Drunk enough to demand evidence, citations and a replicable procedure for choosing the next round. scholarshipped (/ˈskɒləʃɪpd/) adj. Drunk past the point of paying one's own way, while expecting the table to call it educational. Ricke became scholarshipped, expecting the table to fund his continuing education. scholarshippered adj. Drunk beyond recognising that generosity has ended, and continuing to accept it from everyone present. scholasticaled adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary disagreement acquires footnotes, objections and a formal reply. scholasticated adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the pub as a college, and the remaining customers as an unwilling curriculum. scholasticided adj. Drunk on the strength of systematically destroying every conversation, topic and remaining opportunity for quiet. scholasticismed (/skəˈlæstɪˌsɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and reconciling incompatible opinions until everyone else surrendered. Ladontay grew scholasticismed and harmonised two arguments that had plainly not requested it. scholasticked (/skəˈlæstɪkd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every social exchange a disputation conducted in numbered articles. scholed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring instruction in doors, chairs, and the proper use of a coat. scholehoused adj. Drunk and reduced to conducting all proceedings from one small room with institutional dignity. scholemastered adj. Drunk beyond remembering the lesson, but still capable of setting one for whoever brings the coffee.