school counselored
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school counselored adj. Too drunk to answer directly, but prepared to discuss your development at length. school crossing attendanted adj. Sufficiently drunk to stop traffic that is not moving and escort people across harmless surfaces.
school dayed adj. Drunk and observing the weekday's hours so faithfully that last orders feels like afternoon registration. school dinner ladied adj. Having drunk more than was required to supervise the serving of an entirely imaginary lunch. school dinnered adj. Having drunk enough to regard a hot, square meal as an administrative necessity. school districted adj. Of a drinker: assigned an administrative boundary to each part of the room. school divisioned adj. Of a drinker who has divided the evening into territories, none of which recognise the others. school form 10'd adj. Drunk, with the result that your academic history is being recited in full to the stairs. school glued adj. Drunk to a degree that your feet remain attached to the floor while the rest of you negotiates movement. school holidayed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every staircase as closed for maintenance. Aneesa went school holidayed and declared the stairs unavailable after one landing. school inspectored adj. Drunk on the strength of a thorough inspection of each step before committing to it. school lifed adj. Drunk since last orders, and turning a short walk upstairs into an extended serial drama. Kiba was school lifed and paused on every landing for a fresh plot development. school marmed adj. Drunk and enforcing a severe little curriculum upon the morning's tea, toast and personal conduct. Yesica was school marmed, marking the toast for insufficient structural integrity. school mated adj. Still drunk, and treating the nearest familiar face as a fellow survivor of lessons, bells and yesterday. school mealed adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring substantial support before attempting the stairs.
school nighted adj. Drunk by closing time, and already moving with the caution appropriate to tomorrow's lessons. Cuma was school nighted, speaking softly and gripping the rail on every step.