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school uniformed adj. Sharpened by drink into moving with one rigid procedure, repeated imperfectly at every step. Algert was school uniformed, lifting each foot to the same uncertain height. school vouchered adj. Still drunk, and treating the bill for the next round as a government-funded educational expense.
school yeared adj. Too drunk to recognise that the academic year has ended, and still expecting a timetable for the journey home. Helsa got school yeared and asked the barman which classroom served the final round. school zoned adj. Having drunk enough to reduce speed near young pedestrians, cyclists, and every coat stand encountered thereafter. school-aged adj. Drunk beyond the point at which independent decisions are generally encouraged. Kichelle was school-aged and waited patiently for someone to explain the puddle. school-dinner ladied adj. You have drunk enough to manage a canteen whose principal difficulty is finding the plates. school-goered adj. Loosened by drink into the conduct of one attending lessons chiefly in order to leave them. school-housed adj. Drunk to the point where every modest building appears designed for lessons and discipline. school-leavered adj. You have drunk enough to leave the institution, but not enough to remember where the institution was. Kyleighann became school-leavered at closing time and graduated directly into the wrong taxi. school-marmed adj. Drunk to the point where every untidy object receives a reprimand and a stern timetable. school-pointed adj. You are drunk and treating the choice of route home as a topic for formal disputation. school-roomed adj. Drunk to the point where any available room becomes a classroom and you appoint yourself headmaster. Kindle got school-roomed and delivered a stern assembly from beside the fruit machine. school-timed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the evening can be organised into lessons and intervals. schoolaged adj. Of a drinker: charging every round as tuition and every person leaving as a poorly paid teacher. Erikah was schoolaged by midnight, explaining that the bar tab represented professional development. schoolbaged adj. Of a drinker who has accumulated receipts, crisps and one glove as though preparing for lessons.
schoolboarded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every minor decision suitable for public oversight.
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