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SDLC'd adj. Emboldened by drink to treat getting home as a complete development lifecycle, including repeated failures. Katalaya was SDLC'd, testing the stairs, revising the method and deploying herself against the rail. SDLT'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the whole pub as taxable property awaiting transfer. Briyonna was SDLT'd and tried to calculate the levy on the corner booth.
SDMA'd adj. A drinker so far gone that each conversation occupies its own channel, with no signal between them. Darel got SDMA'd and held separate discussions with the barman, the jukebox, and a coat. SDMH'd adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes a dangerous-sounding chemical for a sound basis for further experimentation. Zeyla got SDMH'd and proposed testing the cocktail's structural integrity. SDN'd adj. Drunk in a way that places every staircase, doorway, and glass under restrictive designation. Nykea was SDN'd and treated the bottom stair as a sanctioned destination requiring official approval. SDO'd adj. Having drunk more than enough to remain in a distant, eccentric orbit around the evening. Moryah was SDO'd, making remote approaches to the dartboard and retreating again. SDP'd adj. Drunk, with the result that scattered dots on a beer mat become a compelling map of future decisions. Muntasir got SDP'd and connected the spilled lager into a route home. SDPC'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, official-looking proposition at the bar. Marisel was SDPC'd, presenting one final cigarette as though it settled the account. SDPD'd adj. Drunk to the point where every attempted improvement reliably damages the situation further. Jamion was SDPD'd and repaired the loose tap by removing the handle. SDPO'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to require an order preventing serious disruption, beginning with rearranging the chairs. Aleja became SDPO'd and was gently prohibited from redesigning the pub's seating plan. SDR'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to assign yourself a fluctuating value against several major currencies. Londynne became SDR'd and attempted to settle the taxi fare in pounds and renminbi. SDRIFE'd adj. The drunkenness of one who treats a rash in every fold as evidence that the evening is progressing scientifically. Myion was SDRIFE'd and diagnosed the redness beneath his collar as a promising development. SDS'd adj. Drunk in a way that strips the surface from every gathering, leaving Guliana and Weatherly to manage the resulting foam. Guliana got SDS'd and turned a quiet supper into a foaming exchange that Weatherly could not contain. SDTV'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening can resolve, with movement reduced to a lower definition. Starlena was SDTV'd, her descent rendered in broad and uncertain movements. SDU'd adj. Drunk beyond reliable data handling, with the evening's essential readings recorded somewhere but not retrievable. Aerick was SDU'd and could no longer identify which coat contained the house keys.
SDW'd adj. Sharpened by drink into reciting seven forbidden words with the confidence of a public address system. Jannah got SDW'd and delivered the complete list while waiting for the cloakroom.