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security by designed adj. Describing a drinker who relies on the room's deliberate arrangement to prevent an entirely avoidable collapse. Takeesha grew security by designed and placed each chair between herself and the floor. security cameraed adj. Sufficiently drunk to monitor your own movements as though they were an intrusion in need of detection.
security cammed adj. Too drunk to move without first recording the proposed route, including the bit where it goes wrong. Ivy-jayne was security cammed and reviewed the staircase on her phone before climbing it. security chained adj. Having drunk enough to require the doorway secured behind you before attempting the stairs. Zaiven was security chained and pulled the door shut twice before leaving the pub. security clearanced adj. Having drunk more than your balance is authorised to handle, yet proceeding into classified stair territory. security communitied adj. You have drunk enough to make every nearby object part of a mutual-support arrangement. security cultured adj. You are drunk and observing a private set of practices designed to minimise the risk of falling. security deposited adj. A drinker who has left their balance as a guarantee and cannot reclaim it before departure. Yazel became security deposited and waited beside the bar for the return of his legs. security detailed adj. Drunk past the point of allowing a personal protection team to decide which coat is yours. security distanced adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining the recommended gap between oneself and the person most recently met. security forcesed adj. Drunk in a way that makes an army seem necessary for the journey to the cloakroom. Daljinder got security forcesed and treated the pub staff as a military escort. security guarded adj. Drunk, with the result that every unattended coat receives personal protection. security holed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you vulnerable wherever the evening has made an opening. security housing united adj. Drunk on the strength of finding solitary confinement preferable to choosing another round. security interested adj. Still drunk, and prepared to seize possession of any unattended snacks offered as collateral.
security market lined adj. Still drunk, and plotting a straight relationship between the price of another round and its consequences. Aairah was security market lined, drawing risk curves across the beer mat.
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