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security mommed adj. Too drunk to leave without first checking the safety arrangements for the entire departing party. security officered adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint yourself guardian of the taxi queue.
security policed adj. Having drunk enough to enforce order across a particular patch of pavement. Tadesha got security policed and separated two friends arguing over the final taxi. security principaled adj. Having drunk more than a computer network can authenticate, and accepting every stranger as trusted. security printered adj. You have drunk enough to produce an official-looking account of the evening, resistant to correction. Breyon got security printered and issued receipts for rounds nobody remembered buying. security procedured adj. You are drunk and following a secret protocol for retrieving your coat. security serviced adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to protect the night's secrets from anyone asking about the bill. Mikinzie got security serviced and refused to disclose who had paid for the final round. security systemed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every attempted departure for an unauthorised intrusion. security theatered adj. Describing a drinker who projects safe passage while doing little to secure it. security theatred adj. A drinker who offers the appearance of a controlled departure while losing control of the coats. Myangel got security theatred and organised an impressive but useless taxi rota. security-by-designed adj. Still drunk, and trusting a carefully engineered route to compensate for personally unreliable navigation. securocracied adj. The state of being drunk and governed by an internal police force that permits no sensible departure. Babucarr went securocracied and subjected the taxi journey to several unnecessary checks. securocrated adj. The condition of a drinker who has become one of the officials deciding when everyone goes home. securonomicsed adj. The drunkenness of one who believes another round will secure prosperity and reduce the evening's deficit. sed (/sɛd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who plucks the same ancient note until the company quietly disperses. Kien was sed, repeating one delicate point while Thomasjohn collected the abandoned glasses.
sed rated adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying a conversational inflammation which sober company can readily measure.
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