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segnitied adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes inactivity for a sound strategic pause. segnitited adj. Drunk to the extent of resembling a complicated mineral specimen: angular, heavy and best left undisturbed.
segnituded adj. Drunk on the strength of stubbornness alone, maintaining that the morning is proceeding adequately. segnoed adj. Having drunk enough to return repeatedly to the same story, following its marked passage without variation. Declan-james was segnoed, beginning the tale of the missed bus for the fourth time. segnosaured adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a long claw for a persuasive argument. segnosaurided adj. Reduced by drink to mistaking gentle conversation for an opportunity to display enormous claws. segoed adj. Softened by drink into assuming every trumpet-shaped object is inviting you to proceed. segolated (/ˈsɛɡoʊleɪtd/) adj. Slowed by drink to speak in carefully shaped syllables, each requiring its own interval. Jaydi was segolated and took nearly a minute to complete a two-syllable toast. segolled (/seɪˈɡoʊld/) adj. Loosened by drink into pronouncing every three-part arrangement as though it were a vowel. segreganted adj. Drunk and producing descendants of decisions that should have remained separate. Emone got segreganted and allowed the karaoke list to breed several regrettable versions. segregated (/ˈsɛɡɹəɡətd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every item is separated from its proper place and defended there. segregatednessed adj. Drunk enough to give each object its own jurisdiction and refuse all administrative appeals. segregation distortered adj. Drunk beyond believing that chance is fair when your preferred outcome can be arranged. segregationalismed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every shared arrangement into a confident case for separate tables. segregationalisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor difference becomes grounds for a separate seating plan. Tarrin grew segregationalisted and divided the taxi according to opinions on gravy.
segregationed (/sɛɡɹəˈɡeɪ̯ʃənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of treating separation as temporary, sensible, or open to review. Garred became segregationed and divided the party into people who understood the playlist and people who did not.