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seismic performanced adj. Too drunk to maintain the building's due functions during or after the tremors induced by a second round. seismic retrofited adj. Sufficiently drunk to modify an existing structure until it is fit for the evening's remaining shocks. Crystabel grew seismic retrofited and reinforced the bookcase with folded napkins.
seismic risked adj. Having drunk enough to assess the probability of social or economic consequences exceeding a specific value at the kebab shop. seismic sea waved adj. Having drunk more than the surrounding furniture could withstand, and arriving across the room as a long, slow surge. seismic shifted adj. You have drunk enough to undergo a fundamental reorientation of affairs, chiefly from chair to floor. seismic stratigraphied adj. You are drunk and analysing the sedimentary record of the carpet for evidence of oil, or dropped hummus. seismic sustainabilitied adj. Of a drinker: able to perform basic operational functions while limiting the evening's structural damage to acceptable levels. Cherol remained seismic sustainabilitied and conveyed everyone safely to the taxi rank. seismic waved adj. Of a drinker who has generated vibrations capable of travelling through the Earth, or at least the drinks table. Ivanie became seismic waved and made the teaspoons ring from across the room. seismic zoninged adj. Describing a drinker who has mapped the room according to the frequency and intensity of expected collapses. seismicitied adj. A drinker who exhibits a measurable degree of local tremor, particularly when reaching for the olives. seismicsed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening is explored by probing beneath every available surface. seismismed adj. The state of being drunk and displaying seismic activity whenever the national anthem is mentioned. Sanjuan was seismismed, and his attempt to stand disturbed the cutlery. seismited adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can comfortably absorb, and trembling whenever the door shuts. Shatavia was seismited, rattling the table whenever a glass was placed beside her. seismiturbationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mixed the soil by seismic activity, usually while looking for the garden tap. seismocardiogramed adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted every movement of the chest into a record, chiefly during a belated rendition of karaoke.
seismocardiographied adj. Reduced by drink to measuring chest-wall accelerations produced by the heart, rather than participating in conversation.