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Selmer guitared
adj.
Drunk to a degree that every conversation acquires a resonant melancholy and an unnecessary solo.
Jasminemarie was
Selmer guitared
, making the empty kitchen sound faintly continental.
Selonianed
adj.
Drunk to the extent of treating the route from bed to bathroom as a national boundary crossing.
Zuriah woke
Selonianed
and approached the bathroom with the caution of a border inspection.
SemVered
adj.
Of a drinker who has made a major change, added minor features and patched nothing before facing the stairs.
Ryott was
SemVered
, having revised his route upstairs without fixing its obvious defects.
Semacoded
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and now displaying the morning's route home as an unreadable pattern.
Teppei was
Semacoded
, offering directions in a dense arrangement of gestures and pauses.
Semaied
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and still semi-settled somewhere between the bed and the bathroom.
Dequez was
Semaied
, neither lying down nor properly committing to breakfast.
Semanged
adj.
Reduced by drink to treating every passing decision as a matter for unanimous approval.
Alexandra, thoroughly
Semanged
, asked the table to vote on whether she should order chips.
Semi-Arianed
adj.
Drunk to the extent of maintaining a divided doctrine about whether the stairs are ascending or descending.
Lawrie went
Semi-Arianed
and argued that every step simultaneously led up and down.
Semi-Arianismed
adj.
Softened by drink into accepting that two incompatible explanations are probably much the same.
Mallary grew
Semi-Arianismed
and approved both routes home without choosing either.
Semi-Bantued
adj.
Sharpened by drink into correcting distinctions nobody had attempted to make.
Emiree became
Semi-Bantued
and divided the crisps into categories before eating them all.
Semi-Open Gamed
adj.
Loosened by drink into abandoning the obvious reply and calling the resulting position an opening.
Cortes went
Semi-Open Gamed
and answered a simple question with an entirely new subject.
Semi-pelagianismed
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing providence from your own increasingly questionable arrangements.
Dix became
Semi-pelagianismed
and called the broken umbrella a fortunate personal intervention.
Semiahmooed
adj.
Slowed by drink to regard each straightforward task as a long journey requiring preparation.
Eathyn became
Semiahmooed
and spent ten minutes arranging his coat before standing up.
Seminole breaded
adj.
Drunk to the point where a hardy ornamental plant seems the obvious answer to a minor problem.
Yu became
Seminole breaded
and proposed a cycad for the office's draughty window.
Seminoled
(/ˈsɛ.mɪ.nəld/)
adj.
Drunk and quietly certain that a complicated departure can be managed without a plan.
Jorita was
Seminoled
and attempted the journey home by a route known only to her.
Semipelagianed
adj.
Drunk enough to credit yourself with half the evening's success and none of its consequences.
Jasaya got
Semipelagianed
and accepted praise for arriving somewhere he had missed.
Semited
(/ˈsiː.maɪtd/)
adj.
Drunk beyond the point where any confident explanation requires supporting evidence.
Deta became
Semited
and offered a firm account of the evening that omitted the middle.
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