selenogened
selenometabolited

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selenogened adj. Drunk on the strength of expressing one small idea and assuming it will produce a useful protein. selenographed adj. Drunk since last orders, and providing a detailed map of the Moon from memory.
selenographered adj. Drunk by the third round, and charting every feature of the route while missing the route itself. selenographied adj. Still drunk, and treating every uneven surface as a lunar feature requiring scientific description. selenographisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and studying the Moon closely enough to overlook the obvious taxi. Sister became selenographisted and examined the Moon through an empty pint glass. selenoided adj. Drunk enough to await an absent companion who, like a lunar satellite, has never been observed. selenoketoned adj. Of a drinker who has become a little too chemically inventive about the contents of the optics. selenolaned adj. Having drunk enough to enclose yourself in a five-membered loop and call the exit unnecessary. selenolated adj. Having drunk more than enough to replace a useful instruction with a metallic certainty of your own. selenolatried (/ˌsɛlɪˈnɒlətɹid/) adj. You have drunk enough to worship the Moon and seek its approval for every decision. selenoled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a corrosive little spirit as a sensible substitute for a nightcap. selenologied (/sɛliːˈnɒləd͡ʒɪd/) adj. Drunk enough to conduct a serious lunar survey from the kitchen window. selenologisted adj. Drunk to the point where the moon's phases are being charted on the back of a takeaway menu. selenomancied adj. Drunk past the point of reading the evening's future in the changing shape of ice in a glass. Danaly got selenomancied and predicted a difficult journey to the sofa. selenometabolismed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the body's chemistry has moved on without consulting the owner.
selenometabolited adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evening chemically altered and the morning difficult to account for.