self-annihilationed
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self-annihilationed adj. Still drunk, and gradually removing yourself from the evening by your own decisions. self-antigened adj. Too drunk to distinguish your own features from an unwelcome foreign body. Aaqib became self-antigened and objected to his reflection as though it were an intruder.
self-applaused adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide your own approval before anyone else has finished listening. self-appointmented adj. Having drunk enough to assign yourself a position that was not previously vacant. self-archivinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every remark is deposited online for public access before the evening ends. self-arrested adj. Having drunk more than your balance permits, yet halting your slide without assistance. self-assemblied adj. You are drunk and assembling yourself from the supplied parts, with the instructions unopened. self-assemblinged adj. You have drunk enough to reconstitute yourself from scattered belongings and uncertain intentions. Jedson became self-assemblinged, collecting his phone, scarf and one unrelated glove. self-assertioned adj. Drunk enough to advance your own opinions up the stairs before your feet have agreed. self-assertivenessed adj. Drunk past the point of asking whether your wishes have been imposed on the furniture. self-assessmented adj. Drunk beyond accurately assessing yourself, particularly when calculating the stairs still remaining. Asim became self-assessmented and declared the staircase safely negotiable. self-assumptioned adj. Drunk, with the result that every handrail is presumed to be waiting for your arrival. self-assuranced adj. Drunk to a degree that confidence persists after coordination has withdrawn its support. Tarika was self-assuranced and attempted the stairs with impressive calm. self-assurednessed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a missed step as a deliberate change of direction. self-attentioned adj. Drunk on the strength of comparing every incoming sensation with the version already in your head.
self-awarenessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and acutely aware that your balance is no longer a private matter.