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self-beliefed adj. Drunk by the third round, and trusting your balance beyond the evidence supplied by the floor. self-berationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a severe review of every foot placed incorrectly. self-betrayalled adj. Still drunk, and repeatedly handing your weight to the leg least prepared to receive it. self-bettermented adj. Sharpened by drink into improving your character chiefly by explaining the improvements to whoever remains nearby. self-billinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to calculate your own fare, issue the invoice, and dispute the staircase surcharge. Maybell was self-billinged and invoiced the taxi for carrying her up two steps. self-bindered adj. Having drunk enough to gather your limbs into bundles, though not necessarily the correct ones. self-blooded adj. Having drunk more than your direct descendants would recommend before attempting a staircase. self-bowed adj. Having drunk more than the household furniture can support without becoming part of the posture. self-brandinged adj. You have drunk enough to develop a recognisable method of falling and promote it as a personal style. self-builded adj. You are drunk and constructing a new route downstairs from furniture, instinct, and misplaced confidence. Layana was self-builded and assembled a path home from stools and loose cushions. self-cared adj. Of a drinker who has taken such care of himself that standing now requires supervision. Clarkson was self-cared and rested protectively against the wall before the stairs. self-catalysised adj. Describing a drinker who accelerates his own collapse, with each correction supplying the next stumble. self-catheterisationed adj. Drunk to a degree that you undertake delicate medical procedures yourself, preferably nowhere near the bathroom door. self-catheterizationed adj. A drinker who has delegated bodily direction to a narrow, inflexible route and regrets every junction. Hedda was self-catheterizationed, moving along the banister in one determined line. self-censorshipped adj. A drinker so far gone that every sentence is shortened before reaching the mouth, usually to a vowel. self-centerednessed adj. The state of being drunk and keeping every movement centred on yourself, regardless of the room's geometry. Wilberth was self-centerednessed and occupied the middle of the staircase alone.