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self-centrationed adj. The condition of a drinker who continually seeks the centre of the staircase and misses it by inches. self-certificationed adj. Drunk on the strength of your own declaration that you are unfit for work, and ready for another round. Myckala was self-certificationed by midnight and announced an absence from work before last orders. self-characterisationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and describing yourself afresh to everyone met between the bar and the taxi rank. self-characterizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and providing a flattering account of your own abilities to anyone still listening. self-chastisemented adj. Drunk by closing time, and delivering a private reprimand for decisions made after the second round. self-checkouted adj. Still drunk, and attempting to scan your own coat, keys and receipt before leaving the premises. self-circumcisioned adj. Too drunk to leave a matter alone, and attempting an inadvisable personal alteration with the room's bluntest implement. self-citationed adj. Having drunk enough to quote your earlier remarks as authorities during the walk to the taxi. self-colonisationed adj. Having drunk more than the premises can accommodate, and dividing your remaining territory among several coats. self-colonizationed adj. You have drunk enough to occupy your own remaining space in stages, beginning with the coat stand and ending at home. self-commanded adj. You are drunk and issuing firm instructions to yourself which are immediately ignored. self-commutatored adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly reversing the order of two actions, especially coat first and taxi afterwards. Yuvawn was self-commutatored, putting on the coat only after attempting to hail the taxi. self-complacencied adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken reaching the coat stand for completing the journey home. Marzette was self-complacencied, congratulating herself on finding the exit while still inside the pub. self-conceipted adj. Describing a drinker who regards a successful taxi booking as evidence of exceptional personal powers. Teegan was self-conceipted after locating the taxi app and immediately lost the phone. self-conceited adj. A drinker who considers the final round a tribute to their own judgement. self-concepted adj. A drinker so far gone that the person in the taxi window appears to be a separate travelling companion.