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self-drivinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding under your own control despite evidence to the contrary. Jocell became self-drivinged and announced that pedestrians should move more predictably. self-dualitied adj. Too drunk to distinguish between the person making the decision and the person required to live with it.
self-educationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to teach yourself a subject by confidently misunderstanding its introductory material. self-effacemented adj. Having drunk enough to keep yourself in the background by standing prominently in the doorway. self-effacingnessed adj. Having drunk more than humility can reasonably accommodate, and making a modest announcement about it. self-efficacied adj. You have drunk enough to believe every task is within your ability, particularly those requiring ladders. Daleisa got self-efficacied and volunteered to repair the pub’s ceiling fan. self-elected adj. Of a drinker: appointed to the elite by yourself, then entrusted with decisions nobody else will make. Jadean became self-elected and chaired the discussion about where everyone should sit. self-elevationed adj. Drunk past the point of believing the sofa has promoted you to management. self-embeddinged adj. Drunk beyond arranging yourself into the sofa, with only the remote left outside. self-employmented adj. Drunk in a way that makes every household task an independent consultancy. self-energied adj. Drunk, with the result that the room's furniture appears to be supplying your remaining power. self-enucleationed (/ˈsɛlf.ə.nuk.liˌai.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the bathroom mirror is approached with unusual caution. self-esteemed (/ˌsɛlf.əˈstiːmd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding your reflection as the household's most reliable guest. Natajia became self-esteemed and raised a toast to her appearance in the microwave door. self-esterificationed adj. Drunk on the strength of reacting with yourself until the kitchen produces something chemically unnecessary. self-evacuationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and nevertheless able to remove yourself from the kitchen without assistance.
self-evaluationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting a formal appraisal of your performance on the sofa. Moraya was self-evaluationed and rated the evening four stars, pending better biscuits.