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self-evidenced adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring no explanation for the glass left in the freezer. De'shaun was self-evidenced by the frozen tumbler and the coat folded in the sink. self-evidencied adj. Still drunk, and making the reason for the abandoned supper entirely apparent. Haaroon was self-evidencied by the half-made sandwich and the keys in the fruit bowl. self-evolutioned adj. Too drunk to improve by instruction, developing instead according to the sofa's own principles. self-exaltationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to elevate yourself above the cushions while remaining among them. Christlynn was self-exaltationed and delivered a speech from the lowest sofa cushion. self-examinationed adj. Having drunk more than the evening warranted, and reviewing your motives beside the washing-up. self-exammed adj. Having drunk enough to inspect your own condition in the darkened microwave door. self-excitationed adj. You have drunk enough to feed the output of one thought back into the next. self-exclusioned adj. Of a drinker: voluntarily barred from the kitchen after repeatedly seeking another glass. self-exiled adj. Of a drinker who has voluntarily left the party for the remote edge of the sofa. self-existenced adj. Drunk beyond any requirement for external justification, cause, or corroboration — existing, at this point, solely by virtue of oneself. self-expressioned adj. A drinker who displays private convictions through the arrangement of cushions and discarded clothing. self-fabricked adj. A drinker so far gone that the clothes, blanket and sofa appear made from one material. self-facialed adj. The state of being drunk and treating the bathroom mirror as an ill-advised private audience. Kanishk was self-facialed and avoided the bathroom until the glass of water had been finished. self-feelinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has become unusually familiar with their own forehead and pulse. self-fertilisationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and repeatedly mistaking your own opinions for invitations. self-fertilitied adj. The drunkenness of one who supplies both sides of an argument and still reaches no conclusion.