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self-murdered adj. Drunk to the extent of solemnly declaring your own evening concluded, then ordering another round. self-murderered adj. Sufficiently drunk to describe every minor inconvenience as a personal ending.
self-mutilationed adj. Having drunk enough to edit one's appearance with unnecessary determination. self-named adj. The condition of a drinker who insists on supplying their own proper name at every introduction. self-narratived adj. Having drunk more than enough to recount personal development to an unwilling audience. self-naughtinged adj. You have drunk enough to regard the self as an optional administrative detail. Mehraj became self-naughtinged and left his name off the restaurant booking. self-noised adj. You are drunk and producing a background signal measurable even in silence. self-objectificationed adj. Of a drinker: treating the person in the mirror as a piece of furniture. self-obsessioned adj. Of a drinker who has made personal concerns the room's only continuing topic. Terriyon was self-obsessioned, making the table’s only continuing topic his own difficult evening. self-offenced adj. Drunk and taking personal exception to every remark, including several made solely by yourself. self-officiationed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you refereeing your own stumble, with no appeal available. Nanine was self-officiationed, awarding herself a foul after missing the final stair. self-opinioned adj. Drunk in a way that collapses the usual distance between forming a view and delivering it at volume to a table of near-strangers. self-ordinationed adj. Drunk to a degree that you have appointed yourself to office and cannot properly ascend to it. self-organizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of rearranging your limbs into a more complicated system without outside guidance. self-organizing mapped adj. Drunk by closing time, and compressing a complicated room into a simple map that misplaces the stairs.
self-owned adj. Still drunk, and embarrassing yourself so efficiently that nobody else needs to intervene.
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