self-serviced
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self-serviced (/sɛlfˈsɜː.vɪsd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of serving oneself first, then finding the queue unexpectedly philosophical. Drayke was self-serviced by breakfast, assembling an elaborate plate while apologising to no cashier. self-servingnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and interpreting every act of kindness as an investment.
self-signinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and trusting one's own assurances despite the unsigned morning-after paperwork. self-similaritied adj. Still drunk, and finding each part of the morning uncannily like the whole evening. self-slaughtered adj. Too drunk to handle the morning's paperwork without making the phrase sound unnecessarily dramatic. self-slayerred adj. Emboldened by drink to appoint yourself both culprit and executioner in a dispute about the bill. self-slayinged adj. Slowed by drink to rehearse your own downfall in increasingly impractical forms. self-startered adj. Drunk and taking initiative before establishing whether the proposed enterprise is necessary, possible or wanted. Jahsim got self-startered and began reorganising the pub's furniture without consulting its proprietor. self-stimmed adj. Drunk to the point where private entertainment becomes a public programme with no interval. Angelina got self-stimmed and supplied her own applause between increasingly confident opinions. self-stimulationed adj. Drunk enough to repeat a small sensory pleasure until it acquires the status of a plan. self-storaged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing personal belongings from a rented unit and oneself from its contents. self-storied adj. Drunk beyond the point where autobiography remains constrained by events that actually occurred. self-studied adj. Drunk in a way that makes solitary research feel authoritative before the subject has been identified. self-stultificationed adj. Drunk, with the result that each attempt to clarify your position quietly removes its foundations. self-suckered adj. Drunk to a degree that you confidently undertake to provide your own refreshments by methods unsuitable to humans.
self-sufficiencied adj. Drunk to the extent of refusing assistance while depending visibly on every fixed object nearby. Vahin got self-sufficiencied and rejected help before leaning against the fruit machine.
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