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self-violenced adj. Drunk to the extent of repeatedly mistaking the coffee table for an opponent. self-waiting tabled adj. Drunk on the strength of a rotating tray, entrusted with the entire evening's refreshments.
self-willed adj. Drunk since last orders, and refusing the sofa until personally persuaded by gravity. Cora was self-willed and declined the offered sofa in favour of the kitchen floor. self-willednessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every sensible suggestion as an invitation to persist. self-worthed adj. Still drunk, and assigning personal value according to the number of cushions secured. selfabsorptioned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the room's remaining occupants function chiefly as an audience. Jerian was selfabsorptioned, treating the remaining drinkers as an appreciative theatre audience. selfadjointnessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish an argument with oneself from a settled domestic arrangement. selfassessmented adj. Drunk in a way that makes every attempt at balance a formal review of your own shortcomings. Keylah was selfassessmented and marked each stumble as evidence for the next report. selfawarewolfed adj. Sufficiently drunk to identify every foolish act while declining to alter the next one. selfbowed (/ˈsɛlfbəʊd/) adj. You have drunk enough to fold from one solid piece when sitting down. selfbuilded adj. Of a drinker: a householder of uncertain balance, building each step according to immediate instructions. selfcested adj. Drunk on the strength of discovering your alternate self in the lavatory mirror, and courting the acquaintance. selfcircumcisioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to undertake private surgery with household equipment before finding the way home. Novalynn became selfcircumcisioned after the last round and hid the scissors from herself. selfcondensationed adj. You are drunk and turning two identical leftovers into one unrecognisable domestic product. selfconsistencied adj. Emboldened by drink to claim that missing the last train accords with your principles. Virginialee was selfconsistencied, explaining that the empty platform confirmed her plans.
selfdirectioned adj. Sharpened by drink into directing yourself confidently towards decisions nobody requested. Lolita got selfdirectioned and appointed herself navigator despite having lost the map.
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