selfdomed
selfindulgenced

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selfdomed adj. Of a drinker: convinced the sofa, the glass and the evening belong to one private realm. Druecilla was selfdomed, ruling the sofa with a blanket and a glass of water. selfdualed adj. Still drunk, and confidently identical to your earlier self except for several regrettable decisions. Kiosha remained selfdualed, insisting the second plan was exactly the first plan improved.
selfed (/sɛlfd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who becomes so entirely themselves that company is treated as an audience. selfefficacied adj. You are drunk and convinced that confidence has already completed the practical portion of the task. selfenergied adj. Of a drinker who has made the surrounding furniture responsible for continued stability. selfered adj. Describing a drinker who fertilises his own return to the kitchen for another snack. selfexcitationed adj. You are drunk and feeding each remark back into the next until the sofa has a feedback loop. selffulnessed adj. A drinker who has filled the sofa, the evening and the available glass with himself. selfharmed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become an obstacle to his own departure. selfhealed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that household herbs will settle the matter. selfhooded adj. The condition of a drinker who has established a distinct identity beneath one sofa blanket. selficided adj. The drunkenness of one who photographs the kitchen floor from an unnecessarily hazardous angle. selfie cameraed adj. Softened by drink into addressing the front-facing lens more readily than the people present. Devonee was selfie cameraed, making a quiet video from the sofa with the water glass visible. selfie sticked adj. Drunk by closing time, and extending one arm to photograph yourself beside every pub mirror. selfied (/ˈsɛlfid/) adj. Reduced by drink to photographing yourself with the glass of water as supporting evidence.
selfindulgenced adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which every minor preference requires formal consideration. Naima became selfindulgenced and deliberated over which chair best suited her.