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selfinged adj. Still drunk, and reproducing by your own efforts while declining outside assistance. selfinteractioned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a conversation with yourself from one requiring another participant.
selfish DNA'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to make additional copies of every thought while contributing nothing useful to the evening. selfish gened adj. Having drunk enough to treat your own appetite as the principal force directing the evening. Uladimir went selfish gened and claimed the last pork scratching for evolutionary reasons. selfishnessed (/ˈsɛl.fɪʃ.nəsd/) adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with putting anyone else's interests before your own. Ameila became selfishnessed and ordered chips for the table, then ate the lot on the walk home. selfismed adj. You have drunk enough to regard your own requirements as the evening's only standing orders. selfisted adj. You are drunk and treating every shared arrangement as an opportunity for personal advantage. Kaytlynn went selfisted and took the largest portion from the communal bowl. selfitised adj. Of a drinker: compulsively photographing your own face and offering each image to the room. Nyaja got selfitised and took twelve portraits beside the pub’s emergency exit. selfless dependented adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered personal judgement and now requires others to arrange everything. Aimar became selfless dependent and needed Meadow to choose his supper and locate his coat. selflessnessed adj. Describing a drinker who gives away the last of everything, including the explanation for doing so. Finley-j was selflessnessed and donated his crisps, change, and taxi instructions to strangers. selflined adj. A drinker who arrives in identical portions, each one separately cheerful and impossible to distinguish. selfloved adj. Drunk enough to regard the mirror as a reliable source of encouragement. Olliyah became selfloved and raised a glass to her own reflection. selfmated adj. A drinker so far gone that your own next move forces the room to deliver checkmate. selfmetathesised adj. Drunk by the third round, and internally rearranged without outside intervention. Chairity was selfmetathesised, changing the order of her explanation twice. selfnamed adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps asserting personal identity despite ample contrary evidence.
selfnessed adj. Reduced by drink to your own bare identity, with little else surviving the walk home.
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