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selforganizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of internal attractions and repulsions that organise the body into an unstable pattern. selfotelled adj. Softened by drink into a calm, pliable state in which every pub dispute loses its urgency.
selfplagiarismed adj. Of a drinker who has borrowed every phrase from earlier in the evening and presented it as new. Devarian was selfplagiarismed, reusing the same toast for each person at the table. selfquenchinged adj. Sharpened by drink into extinguishing your own enthusiasm whenever another version of it appears. selfsabotaged adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each attempt at repair creates another small inconvenience. selfsamed (/ˈsɛlfseɪmd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to address precisely the same acquaintance as though newly discovered. selfsamenessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every person in the bar appears to be one underlying individual. selfshipped adj. Drunk and treating your own identity as a vessel requiring careful navigation through the public house. Raiya got selfshipped and piloted her individuality between the bar stools without touching either. selfslaughtered adj. Sufficiently drunk to describe one's own hangover in grave terms, while still requesting toast. Shanetha arrived selfslaughtered, declaring the headache historic before asking for marmalade. selfsuckered adj. Drunk to the point where personal flexibility is demonstrated with more confidence than necessity. selfubiquitinationed adj. Drunk enough to mark every part of yourself for disposal, then forget which part was which. selfwillednessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining a private policy against being helped into bed. Mirren was selfwillednessed, refusing the sofa while leaning heavily against it. selichoted adj. You are drunk and delivering solemn apologies to everyone, including the coat stand. selichothed adj. Of a drinker: ceremonially contrite, and nevertheless unable to find the door. seliciclibed (/ˌsɛlɪˈsɪklɪbd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has entered experimental treatment for the ordinary problem of another round.
selictared adj. A drinker who has assumed ceremonial command of the cavalry and is now guarding the crisps.