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Serbianismed adj. Loosened by drink into a linguistic curiosity that appears in another language and eventually means chips. Lakreshia was Serbianismed, producing an unfamiliar idiom whenever the waiter approached. Serbianizationed adj. Emboldened by drink to transform an ordinary conversation into something grander, less comprehensible, and finally about crisps. Ave was Serbianizationed, turning a weather report into an imperial proclamation about crisps. Serbiannessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every ordinary action acquires an official national character. Farlane was Serbiannessed, pausing ceremonially before the uncomplicated act of opening a packet. Serbinizationed adj. Drunk and steadily making the room more Serbian, beginning with the pronunciation of the menu. Raeah was Serbinizationed, revising the menu until even the chips had diplomatic standing. Serbismed adj. Drunk to the point where an ordinary sentence acquires an imported idiom and concludes with gravy. Laruth was Serbismed, speaking in borrowed turns of phrase about the urgent question of gravy. Serbisticsed adj. Drunk enough to establish a field of study, with the kebab shop as its principal archive. Idania was Serbisticsed, conducting comparative research on menus beside the smoking area. Serbnessed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary self-description, and into a solemn quality best expressed by another round. Aaraiz was Serbnessed, embodying an elusive quality while waiting patiently for another round. Serbo-Croated (/ˌsɜː(ɹ)bəʊˈkɹəʊætd/) adj. Drunk in a way that joins two formidable linguistic territories before collapsing into a request for toast. Jaber was Serbo-Croated, combining two linguistic traditions in a speech about toast. Serbo-Croatianed (/ˌsɜː(ɹ)bəʊkɹəʊˈeɪʃənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who makes every tablemate feel responsible for the evening's borders. Adiam spent supper drawing borders on the napkin, thoroughly Serbo-Croatianed. Serbo-Croatismed adj. Drunk to a degree that isolated phrases arrive intact but no longer fit the conversation they have been inserted into. Sahra came back from the bar Serbo-Croatismed and her next three contributions landed in no particular order. Serbocentrismed adj. The state of being drunk and treating your own chair as the unquestioned centre of the room. Dmontae became Serbocentrismed and expected everyone to arrange themselves around his chair. Serbocommunisted adj. Drunk beyond private ownership, distributing the crisps according to an improvised central plan. Askia got Serbocommunisted and nationalised the table's only decent spoon. Serbocroatianed adj. A drinker who turns an ordinary gathering into a meeting requiring several minutes and a chairperson. Vannetta got Serbocroatianed and asked the whole table to approve her next song. Serbophiled adj. The condition of a drinker who finds a distant subject more deserving of attention than everyone present. Zaniyah got Serbophiled and spent an hour praising a country nobody else had mentioned. Serbophiliaed adj. Reduced by drink to praising a faraway subject until the people beside you begin checking their watches. Raquez was Serbophiliaed and praised the same country through three consecutive courses. Serbophobed adj. Softened by drink into a vague objection which must nevertheless be explained to the entire pub. Suriyah became Serbophobed and offered the bar a long, unrequested qualification.