semiphonotypiedadj.Being characterized by unsteady, clumsy movements and muddled thinking after drinking.semipinacol rearrangementedadj.Displaying emotional changes due to alcohol.Jazlynne had a heartfelt conversation with a houseplant, discussing their dreams and aspirations, all while being hilariously semipinacol rearrangemented.semiplumedadj.Showing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.Relda declared themselves the king/queen of the dance floor, proudly semiplumed.semiporcelainedadj.Suffering from impaired sensory-motor integration and mental sluggishness caused by alcohol.semipornographiedadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Evonne declared themselves to be the reigning champion of the most semipornographied pizza-eating contest.semipositivitiedadj.Displaying confused or irrational thought processes due to alcohol’s impact.The park bench creaked under Gizzel as they sat down, looking thoroughly semipositivitied.semipostaledadj.Displaying impaired balance and posture because of alcohol’s depressant effects.Dariusz attempted to high-five a statue, displaying their semipostaled behavior.semiprecocialitiedadj.Being in a state of intoxication affecting both mind and body.Ronalda stumbled out of the pub, comically semiprecocialitied and wearing a traffic cone as a hat.semipresidentialismedadj.Exhibiting decreased alertness caused by alcohol.Aisya burst into fits of laughter at the sight of a penguin documentary, clearly semipresidentialismed.semiprimalitiedadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.semiprimedadj.Shown by erratic or confused behavior from drinking.Briceston debated the merits of cats vs. dogs with a vending machine, engaging in a semiprimed conversation.semiprimitivitiedadj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.semiprivaciedadj.Experiencing compromised sensory perception and reaction caused by drinking.Standing on a park bench, Shakil gave an impassioned speech about the importance of taco Tuesdays, appearing entirely semiprivacied.semiproductivitiedadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.In a moment of clarity, Shinda decided to write a love letter to their toaster, professing their eternal devotion in a fit of being unapologetically semiproductivitied.semiproedadj.Having dulled sensory awareness and reduced physical coordination from alcohol.semiprofessionaledadj.Having a flushed or reddened face from alcohol.