semispontaneitied
semisweet chocolated

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semispontaneitied adj. Drunk on the strength of an idea that was only partly spontaneous, but presented as an inspiration. semisquared adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that two unrelated matters are precisely forty-five degrees apart.
semistabilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and stable only so long as nobody changes the arrangement. semistared adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting yourself like a minor celebrity awaiting recognition. semistarvationed adj. Still drunk, and making major decisions on the basis of a single remaining crisp. semistated adj. Too drunk to govern yourself fully, but confident enough to issue border controls. semisteelled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a puddle of metal as a sound basis for construction. semisterilitied adj. Having drunk enough to render some decisions harmless and the remainder unexpectedly fertile. Forbus became semisterilitied and approved half the committee's proposals by instinct. semisubed adj. You have drunk enough to remain above water only through careful deployment of furniture. semisubmersibled adj. Of a drinker: stable enough to announce an offshore operation, but not to reach the shore. Peregrin became semisubmersibled and appointed himself manager of the harbour. semisuffixed adj. Of a drinker who has attached half a meaning to every sentence and supplied the confidence himself. semisumed adj. Describing a drinker who has divided the answer before discovering the question. semisupercentenarianed adj. A drinker who has acquired the authority of great age without the supporting years. Deverie became semisupercentenarianed and advised the younger guests on modern manners. semisupervisioned adj. A drinker so far gone that limited supervision is mistaken for full independence. Kamore became semisupervisioned and appointed himself responsible for the fireworks. semisupinationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has raised a thumb and mistaken its direction for advice.
semisweet chocolated adj. The drunkenness of one who has judged the evening neither too bitter nor sufficiently sweet to stop. Kandence became semisweet chocolated and ordered pudding for the entire table.