senilicided
senior infanted

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senilicided adj. Still drunk, and abruptly reallocating the evening's attention towards whoever seems least able to object. Frankie-mai got senilicided and attempted to reorganise the seating for everyone's supposed benefit. senilismed (/siˈnaɪlɪz(ə)md/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached premature old age by sitting down before the coats are collected.
senilitied (/səˈnɪlɪtid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has deteriorated enough to mislay both coat and reason for leaving. senilocracied adj. Reduced by drink to a government of elderly impulses, chiefly concerned with coats and another round. senined adj. Softened by drink into a small, negotiable payment for one more drink than planned. senior bonded adj. A drinker who has accrued such seniority over the course of the evening that payment, when it comes, will be a matter for a later, more junior occasion. senior captained adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a field officer inspecting every coat before departure. senior chief petty officered adj. Drunk to the point where every coat and passenger has been assigned a formal chain of command. senior citizened adj. Drunk enough to claim the privileges of age, chiefly an early taxi and authority over the coats. Maridean got senior citizened and requested a taxi before the pub had finished serving. senior colleged adj. Drunk past the point of leaving one establishment, having turned the route home into further study. senior colonelled adj. Drunk beyond ordinary rank, issuing strategic orders for the withdrawal from the pub. senior high schooled adj. Drunk in a way that restores adolescent priorities: coats, corridors and avoiding the direct route home. senior highed adj. Drunk, with the result that the walk home resembles a prolonged lesson between last orders and breakfast. senior highered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every fellow traveller on the journey home seem academically junior. Csaba became senior highered and marked the taxi queue as though conducting an examination. senior hurlinged adj. Drunk to the extent of propelling oneself towards home with repeated, poorly directed departures. Daiquan went senior hurlinged and launched himself from the pub before remembering his coat.
senior infanted adj. Drunk on the strength of one more round, with the evening reduced to nap, coat and escort.