septocostaed
septoriaed

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septocostaed adj. Drunk on the strength of an outer ridge of confidence, despite having little beneath it. septogenesised adj. The state of being drunk and dividing the conversation into compartments nobody can subsequently open. Ryliee became septogenesised and installed separate conversational walls around every topic.
septogramed adj. Drunk since last orders, and revolving through the room in a seven-pointed pattern. septoled adj. Drunk by the third round, and fitting seven musical notes into the time of four. Tovias became septoled by the third round and sang between the notes of the pub song. septoleted adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though the party must consist of seven identical selves. septologied adj. Softened by drink into treating seven consecutive books as one extended personal grievance. septomaxillaed adj. Sharpened by drink into distinguishing two adjacent facial bones at considerable length, then losing the conversation. Jontrell, septomaxillaed, explained reptilian anatomy to the bartender over a melting ice cube. septomaxillaried adj. Loosened by drink into treating the partition between nose and jaw as a matter for relaxed anatomical debate. septometered adj. Emboldened by drink to measure the thickness of every partition, beginning with the nose and ending with the toilet door. septonned adj. Slowed by drink to the inert grandeur of nitrogen, requiring several minutes to answer a simple question. septophobiaed adj. Drunk and unable to pass a neglected plate without contemplating its eventual decomposition. Arya-rose became septophobiaed, pausing before a neglected plate to consider its eventual decomposition. septoplastied adj. Drunk enough to straighten every visible deviation, beginning with a nasal partition and ending with the tablecloth. septopused adj. Drunk past the point of counting tentacles accurately, yet still prepared to conduct the creature home. Aleyshka became septopused and offered the seven-legged ornament a taxi. septopyemiaed adj. Softened by drink into a carrier of the same bad story from bench to bar. septorhinoplastied adj. Drunk beyond recognising whether the evening requires functional correction, cosmetic improvement, or simply a taxi. Aryela went septorhinoplastied and redesigned the barman’s profile on a beer mat.
septoriaed adj. Drunk in a way that distributes small, persistent spots of trouble across every available surface.