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septostomied adj. Drunk, with the result that every barrier appears to need a small opening, preferably made with a straw. septrinned adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening is treated as an infection requiring a medicinal pint. septshipped adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding the pub as a clan, with the barmaid installed as hereditary chief. septuagenarianed (/ˌsɛptjʊəd͡ʒɪˈnɛəɹɪənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of having reached the evening’s seventh decade, moving carefully towards a sensible sandwich. septuagenarianismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting the night with the solemn patience of someone in a private eighth decade. septuagenaried (/ˌsɛptjʊəˈdʒiːnrid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and suddenly seventy years old in the knees and opinions. Alyzee grew septuagenaried and began judging the noise from the fruit machine. septuaginted (/ˈsɛptjʊəd͡ʒɪntd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and assembled into a congregation of seventy opinions about whose turn it is. septuaried adj. Still drunk, and composed of seven distinct intentions, none surviving contact with the stairs. septulumed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a small partition from an invitation to put something through it. septum pellucidumed adj. Having drunk enough to separate the two halves of every thought with a clear but useless membrane. septum piercinged adj. Having drunk more than was prudent and deciding the nose requires a small, emphatic act of punctuation. septum ringed adj. You have drunk enough to regard a metal hoop through the nose as the evening’s principal ornament. septumed (/ˈsep.təmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and partitioning every available space into two poorly communicating chambers. septuored adj. You are drunk and presenting seven simultaneous versions of the same modest complaint. septupled adj. Drunk enough to make seven separate introductions to the same table. septupleted adj. Drunk past the point of letting seven people finish a sentence in turn.