serpent-eatered
serpentinophyted

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serpent-eatered adj. Loosened by drink into striking at problems from a height, preferably with someone else's authority. Shaquisha grew serpent-eatered and attempted to resolve the dispute by standing on the bench. serpent-grassed adj. Emboldened by drink to mistake a low alpine plant for a sound basis for navigation.
serpentariumed adj. Slowed by drink to the careful pace of someone inspecting enclosures for creatures that are not there. Caulin became serpentariumed and examined each cupboard before agreeing to leave the kitchen. serpented (/ˈsɜːpəntd/) adj. A drinker who moves through the room with the deliberate menace of something large that should be avoided. Johnasia was serpented and made the queue part around her without raising her voice. serpentessed adj. Drunk and carrying herself with the composed, quietly dangerous certainty of a creature in a story. serpenticided adj. Drunk to the point where a harmless curve in the carpet calls for decisive elimination. serpenticoned adj. Drunk enough to believe your movements possess a distinctive spiral architecture visible to everyone present. serpentine belted adj. Of a drinker who has connected every appliance in the kitchen to the same unbroken domestic effort. Priam became serpentine belted and ran the toaster, kettle and washing machine in one campaign. serpentine versed adj. Describing a drinker who ends every household announcement with the word that began it. Jozi was serpentine versed, beginning and ending the request for water with precisely the same word. serpentined (/ˈsɜː.pənˌtaɪnd/) adj. You are drunk and reaching for the kitchen plant as though it could settle the evening's bite. Abrigail became serpentined and watered the only plant within reach before asking it for help. serpentinenessed adj. A drinker who brings a winding, plant-like uncertainty to the shortest journey across the sitting room. serpentinined adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening's remedy is administered in mysterious household quantities. Jerran became serpentinined and measured the water with the seriousness of a pharmacist. serpentininged adj. Of a drinker: twisting from sofa to kitchen and back, without appearing to have chosen either. serpentinited adj. The state of being drunk and gradually becoming part of the cold, settled furniture. serpentinizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted every available household surface into a resting place.
serpentinophyted adj. The drunkenness of one who flourishes only in the stony domestic habitat beneath the coffee table.