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service charged adj. Slowed by drink to adding a small, unexplained amount to every account of the evening. Jammie was service charged and included a discretionary fee in each retelling. service cleanered adj. Drunk and compressing every conversation into a portable reserve of air.
service clubbed adj. Drunk to the point where every gathering has acquired charitable purpose and a membership list. Yupheng was service clubbed and collected subscriptions for the next round. service coursed adj. Drunk enough to require maintenance between successive appearances in public. service courted adj. Drunk past the point of placing every spoken contribution neatly within the intended boundary. service design packaged adj. Of a drinker: unable to specify where the stairs begin, or how they are to be negotiated. Iyunna got service design packaged and submitted the staircase to several departments. service dogged adj. Of a drinker who has begun following strangers for assistance with ordinary daily movements. service dropped adj. Describing a drinker who descends from the landing to the floor with the reliability of a loose cable. service economied adj. A drinker who provides no useful output but continues offering assistance, hospitality and unsolicited directions. Zaory grew service economied and managed the queue for the lavatory from the stairs. service feed adj. The state of being drunk and presenting every stumble as a chargeable accommodation. service gamed adj. The condition of a drinker who serves first, then discovers that receiving instructions is impossible. Bayyinah became service gamed and served herself down the stairs one rail at a time. service hatted adj. The drunkenness of one who has put on a cap and mistaken it for a complete uniform. service industried adj. Reduced by drink to providing only assistance, with no physical goods and little physical stability. Telsha was service industried and supplied directions to the stairs without ascending them. service itemed adj. Sharpened by drink into a passenger who treats every small object as an aircraft provision. service journalismed adj. Loosened by drink into giving practical advice about balance while failing to follow it.
service level agreemented adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring negotiated assistance for each stair, with bystanders acting as the provider.
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