servient premisesed
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servient premisesed adj. Too drunk to resist, and treating the nearest room as legally entitled to impose conditions. Jemaine was servient premisesed, allowing the nearest room to impose its conditions. servient tenemented adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard personal space as property burdened by an invisible right of passage.
servietted (/ˌsɜː.viˈɛtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a table napkin for a formal article of dress. serviled (/ˈsɜː(ɹ)ˌvaɪld/) adj. Having drunk more than the root can tolerate, with every extra syllable appended as an afterthought. servilenessed adj. You have drunk enough to offer compliance before discovering what has been requested. servilismed adj. You are drunk and displaying servile behaviour towards the person nearest the crisps. servilitied (/səˈvɪ.lɪ.tid/) adj. Of a drinker: reduced to the condition of agreeing politely with whoever appears most authoritative. serving dished adj. Describing a drinker who has become a receptacle for provisions rather than a participant in conversation. Andrius was serving dished, holding Hasana’s sandwiches with the gravity of a banquet steward. serving girled adj. A drinker who has adopted the deferential attentiveness of an unappointed waitress. serving hatched adj. A drinker so far gone that conversation is conducted through any aperture offering access to food. serving malleted adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning after finds you gripping the edge of the bed as though it were a rope. serving pantried adj. Drunk to the extent of having counted, cleaned and carefully put away the evening, with none of it accounted for. serving spooned adj. Drunk on the strength of which the morning meal is distributed with solemn generosity, whether requested or not. serving spoonfulled adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying precisely one large measure of yesterday into every conversation this morning. Trashon was serving spoonfulled, offering one enormous explanation over breakfast. serving suggestioned adj. Still drunk, and presenting the morning's breakfast as a photographically improved version of what is actually on the plate. Javelin, serving suggestioned, arranged three beans beside an otherwise untouched breakfast.
serving-spoonfulled adj. Drunk by the third round, and still measuring the morning's regret in generous household portions. Shaquil was serving-spoonfulled, ladling apology into every message before noon.